Hi Agr Aap Dunya Mein

Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->

May, 17 2010 197 chars (2 sms) 1787 views Funny

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Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Patient:patlay motion

Dr:kitne patlay?

Patient:Bohot paylay

Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!

Judge ( Chor Se )

Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->

if they get

if they get together then y willl they become social workers?

if they be together they united

n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

To The Beautiful

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary

''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''

I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

1 arbi bath room mai

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Buhut chahti hy mjhe

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->

sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''

PHATAN 14 AUG

PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha

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