Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

May, 25 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 2267 views Funny

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Hi, Doing nothing?

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