sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat


Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
  

May, 05 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2729 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

2008 .....


Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)


Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
Can U Tell Me The Answer
Of

Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Ans:
Aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,


Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...


Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''


"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!


QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!


GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga


Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta Student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .