sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

May, 05 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2660 views Funny

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