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sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat
sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat
Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
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Gali aor Zardari
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
kameeni bukhar hai mjhe
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
Ghar me practis karna
Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
A Public Service Message For U
A Public Service Message For U
"Biryani Khaiye
Qabal Is K
Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."
Message Brought To You By
"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
Three dreams of a man:
Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks..
To b as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
oxygen is more important
Nice Quote:
People says that you can''t live without love...
but I think....
oxygen is more important... ;->
us ne ye keh kar fri
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....
1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,
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BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''
Dada apnay poatay se:
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
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