sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat


Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
  

May, 05 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2269 views       Funny

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Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
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k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
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Khaal Committee ;->
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Kal 100 logon ko
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kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...


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Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
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