2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

May, 05 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2130 views Funny

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Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.

Sò.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas

Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->

if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

aaj ek mukabla ho rh

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

teri zulfon main kh

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

*some funny fact*

*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

''*I *Miss *You

''*I
*Miss
*You

Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain

Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain

k

k

Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''

Teacher :

Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->

Doctor Seikh Sy :

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

How Can A Father

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms

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