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Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Nov, 02 2011 265 chars (2 sms) 3614 views Funny

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Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

Last nite i caught sum stars.

Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!

A student grabbed a coin,

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Amemon sent Rs.1000000

Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"

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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-

High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Eik pagal American se

Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?

Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha

Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

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