Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala? . Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"
