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Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

By LAUGHING. . .

How. . . ? ? ?

B''coz

''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->

All Schools, Colleges and Universitie

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!

For details visit:

www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

May our friendship turn into silver

May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''

True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

height of a music lover

height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"

Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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