Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala? . Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."