sardar

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Nov, 02 2011 265 chars (2 sms) 3082 views Funny

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My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

din main sota hy ra

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Agar buses k naam

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Arz kiya hai.....

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....

Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

Funniest Fact ...

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"

It Would Become

"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,

Sharabi ne Doctor

Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.

the day i will die and go out of ur life

the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money

u r saving by not sending sms 2 me

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