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''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
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''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
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Youngistaan se kabristan...
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...
Have a glass of milk to think n act better
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
AgAr iNsAn K
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunkay ab wo
dekhne mein
itni khaas nahi Rahi''
do u know wht is mobile
do u know wht is mobile
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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
khush khabri
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
Teacher: “I killed a person”
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
Identification Of Students ...
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
ek adbi sher arz kia hai:
ek adbi sher arz kia hai:
meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~
sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray
pathan naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
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