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''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
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''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal
Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
In Pakistan
In Pakistan
Survey Was Done ThaT
"How Many Gys & Guls Want 2 Meet
RoCk3r..........????"
Survey Report:
5% Say..... Yes
0% Say..... No
&
Rest Of 95% Say..... Sapne Mat Dikhao Yaar..
Humaari Aisi Kismat Kahan...../ ;->
A SmiLe Costs Less Than
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
A Gud Frend Is One Who
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .
But
A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts
"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
2 Sardar bank
2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
Wife saw sign board.
Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina
Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain
Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
students are very bright
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
Qeyamat ke din
Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!
Batao WIFE, BIWI
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?
?
?
?
?
Socho Socho!
?
?
?
?
?
!
!
!
!
Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai
Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..
Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..
CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
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