''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
  

May, 24 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3163 views       Funny

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But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

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Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
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(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
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(peshawar TV)
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Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

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Am Going To U.S.A.




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Surprised?





After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009
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Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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