whoever says money can buy

whoever says money can buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2206 views       Funny

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Agar ap ko bura na lagy,


Mood theek ho,


Time ho pass,


Sab kam chor k,


Thora ehsas ho to,


Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!