whoever says money can buy

whoever says money can buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2838 views       Funny

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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..


Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha
Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae nein,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae nein,







A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fir enj ee hoye gha na
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..