whoever says money can buy

whoever says money can buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2185 views       Funny

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Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo





Thora Aur





Thora sa Aur






Abay Sunta Nahi Hai


Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur






Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai





AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
"Golden Words"



Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,


MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?



Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing."
Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?

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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?





Maloom hai kahan se?







DOOR SE..........;->


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