Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''
''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
