whoever says money can buy

whoever says money can buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2849 views       Funny

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Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
SONO
SUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
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PLEAS
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->
MErE pAs sE Us k¡ KhuSbo0 Aaj Bhi aAti hy "PAppu",,,

MaiNe FursAt mE kAbi Khud sE LAgAyA thA UsAy

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ItZ
My PerFuME..
DoN''t ThiNk Any WAhiyAt.. ;->


Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay

Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya

Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay

dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->