COMING SOON …!!!

COMING SOON …!!!
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
  

Nov, 01 2011     144 chars (1 sms)     4167 views       Funny

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A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai


Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->
The best day to propose a gal/guy




april 1st ............!





















if she/he agrees then its ur luck





















if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz



LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month


Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy

Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.

Aameen