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Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
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Aur Aapa

Ab
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Nov, 01 2011     144 chars (1 sms)     4015 views       Funny

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Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?


Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi



"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
.
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

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"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

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