Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
COMING SOON …!!!
SMS Messages
Funny
COMING SOON …!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
←
previous (Kisey hor nu na dassin...)
(sardar) Next
→
Nov, 01 2011
144 chars (1 sms)
3438 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy s
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum
Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601
Telefun,Telefun!
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?
Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?
Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi
jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
I had many options...
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Wife Opens d Door.
Sharabi asks Who r u?
Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?
He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
Aik janaza dekh kar larki muskurae
Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,
Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,
Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.
Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N
Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,
I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me
Thnx
.
.
.
.
.
Height Of Overacting ;)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN