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Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
Girl: Janu Ki
Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???
Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
''Zid apni na chhodi
''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''
did u know what is mean by MAN
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
After 03 Days
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Nhi smjhe?
03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge
Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI
So,
In advance,
"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
Boy- Dear!
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
happy birthday to yo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE
AS MANY AS STARS IN THE SKY
AS MANY AS DROPS IN THE RAIN
AS MANY AS ELEMENTS OF SAND IN THE DESERT
AS MANY AS DEW DROPS IN THE MORNING
AS MANY AS WAVES IN TH SEA
AS MANY AS FLOWERS IN THE WORLD
SO
AS A WHOLE
YOU LIVE MANY CENTURIES
AND EVERY CENTURY HAS 10000 YEARS(AAMEEEEEN)
HAVE A NICE DAY
BE HAPPY ALWAYS
Soldier to General:
Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..
General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"
Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??
General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
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