Teacher: Bijli

Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
  

May, 21 2010     195 chars (2 sms)     2666 views       Funny

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Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,


Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye,


Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire













Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.


Happy Anniversary
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)


AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,

Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai!
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)