Teacher: Bijli

Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

May, 21 2010 195 chars (2 sms) 2361 views Funny

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in HOSPITAL

in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da

aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai

Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....

shah jahan ne taj mehal k

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha

Maa Qasam,

Sab Filmi Hai. :-)

1 Andha Police

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,

Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->

this day when the

"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."

Man To Pathan:

Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!

Proud To Be An Pakistani!

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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