When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...

When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!
  

May, 21 2010     216 chars (2 sms)     2278 views       Funny

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hAmY
Arz kia hai


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hai,


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hai,


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