jaha ameer se ameer insaan b

jaha ameer se ameer insaan b



Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.
  

May, 05 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2648 views       Funny

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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
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Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
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" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



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look in the Dictionary... ;->

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D