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jaha ameer se ameer insaan b
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jaha ameer se ameer insaan b
jaha ameer se ameer insaan b
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
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May, 05 2010
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ek molvi ek aurast
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
zinda raha to tumhar
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
''Usko dekha to
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
ek sheikh ki beti ka
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
Dream Of Defeating Or Beating
If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..
I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main
''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
.
.
.
.
.
Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,
Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
Funny
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..
Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
The school report gives you
Father:The school report gives you ''D''
for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
The Easiest Way
The Easiest Way
To Make Your
Old Car Run Better,
Is To Check
The Prices
0f New Car ... !!
Sardar writing passive
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"
He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
Sharabi
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya
log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?
wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
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