A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
  

May, 26 2010     358 chars (3 sms)     2742 views       Funny

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Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

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MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
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Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
Teacher: Draw A
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Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
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Pappu: Sir, Can You
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Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

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Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
When u feel sad….
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But don’t make this a habit…..
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Science Teacher :
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Student:
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Most Innocent & Heart Touching
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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,


Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,

Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE

AS MANY AS STARS IN THE SKY

AS MANY AS DROPS IN THE RAIN

AS MANY AS ELEMENTS OF SAND IN THE DESERT

AS MANY AS DEW DROPS IN THE MORNING

AS MANY AS WAVES IN TH SEA

AS MANY AS FLOWERS IN THE WORLD

SO

AS A WHOLE

YOU LIVE MANY CENTURIES

AND EVERY CENTURY HAS 10000 YEARS(AAMEEEEEN)

HAVE A NICE DAY

BE HAPPY ALWAYS