New scheme of school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
  

May, 13 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2486 views       Funny

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Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
A story that can b read by Angels only…


















NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->
Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
GOLDEN WORDS


"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.