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New scheme of school and college holidays
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New scheme of school and college holidays
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And neW season of holidays
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May, 13 2010
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Runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
S t r a n g e
S t r a n g e
Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just
How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL
...
Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL
But pApPu keh raha hai...
AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
Biology Teachr:
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?
All Girls Shoutd Loudly
Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
LAHORE Or KARACHI
LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....
Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
// Height Of Job Frustration //
// Height Of
Job Frustration //
A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!
think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!
iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->
Santa:
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
teacher draw a dia
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
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Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
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If U Save, U Agree I m Smart
If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart
&
If U Delete It
Simply
U''re Jealous
Coz
I m Smart ;->
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