New scheme of school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays
New scheme of school and college holidays

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Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
  

May, 13 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3036 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

AuGusT k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai


*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->