New scheme of school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
  

May, 13 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3535 views       Funny

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Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur CHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals









(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse











("v")
(( ))
Bird









()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey









(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH


Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.





Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo... ;->