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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)

May, 17 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 1831 views Funny

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eacherapko shahruk

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?

Student-Ummeed Mat Haro

Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

1 Admi Ne Anda Fry

1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.

Murghi Ne Dekhlia..

Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->

1 Pathan roti k

1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

''Larkey Wale: ap ki beti kuch ka

''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''

Ladki Boli

Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

If u r inteligentAns these

If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''

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