Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
