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Once a man was smoking in Airport
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Once a man was smoking in Airport
Once a man was smoking in Airport
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Gentleman: Nhi
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P
Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
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Sardar Pathan se:
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?
KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!
PunJab UniverSiTy..!
OXforD UniverSiTy..!
No.. :P
Aeroplane... ;->
CHAIN MSG
CHAIN MSG
Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
sabhi pakistan waasiyo se
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
son was filling application form.
son was filling application form.
There was a question about mother tongue.
Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?
Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
i know its your birt
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Sardar by mistake
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
All ladies suddenly stand up !
Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Think...
No?
A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
Chan,chandni raat
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.
Can u dance?
Can u dance?
No...
Sure....
Just try it....
Sure u cant .....
That means u r pappu!!!
Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
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