Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

May, 13 2010 424 chars (3 sms) 2983 views Funny

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Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Sardar car ki

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

apna bacha ab chalne laga hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai

if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

Agr Kisi Chowk

Agr Kisi Chowk

Per
Apko
Lady Trafic
Wardenpasand Aa
JAYE
TO
CHOWK
K Ird Gird
Chkr
Lgain
Or JAB
7 Chakr
Poray Ho
Jain
To Uska
Hath Pakrain
Or Bolain
Bidhai Ho Bidhai
Aj Se Tum Ho
Hmari Lugai. . .>

Sir 2 Student

Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???

Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is

"No Currency"

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

THE END.

kesa tha?

Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

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