Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking in Airport
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
  

May, 13 2010     424 chars (3 sms)     2938 views       Funny

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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.


Aur Bola:


Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga


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Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi


Moral :

Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.