Very important health tips only for u.

Very important health tips only for u.
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

&
sandwich
.
.
.
WITHOUT
ME,,
  

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2406 views       Funny

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mujhey bohat tang krta hai
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Girl:Oh no Dad,
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DRINKING ? no !
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sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
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