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Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
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May, 05 2010
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Hello Ji..
Hello Ji..
Haan Ji..
Ji Ji..
Really
Phir
Sachi
Acha Kese?
G Haan
Kiya
Oh Nahee Ji
"Sorry Wrong Number"
There is nothing to read in this msg.
There is nothing to read in this msg.
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
MOTOROLA K Add Mai
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?
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HELLO MOTO... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
student
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
Why women Love gold more than men ?
Why women Love gold more
than men ?
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly
or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena
mery dost that u r in LOVE...
1 waqt tha
1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
boy tum shadi k baa
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?
Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
1 day i went 2 ZOO
1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)''(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?
tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
dog fell in love with a cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
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