Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

May, 13 2010 94 chars (1 sms) 2195 views Funny

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A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-

"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.

Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

ARZ kia hai

ARZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)

jaane kese jeete hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

Santa to his mother-

Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!

Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa

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do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!

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