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titanic k saath 1
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titanic k saath 1
titanic k saath 1
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...
Aur Hans Raha Tha
Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?
Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
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Why women Love gold more than men ?
Why women Love gold more
than men ?
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
Ali : Mama main bara
Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
I Pray Tht
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness
May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
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Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
indian team yad aa gai thi
Ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D
Kute Kamine
Kute
Kamine
Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
Bandar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->
Vegetable msg...
Vegetable msg...
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
q ghairat kia hai
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????
Ans: SHADI......
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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
think guys
ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
Pappu: Teacher,
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?
Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
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