titanic k saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha

Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

May, 06 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 3461 views Funny

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no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

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it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
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Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...

Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->

son daadi ap kya tv

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

10 Dogs Were

10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked

Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

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"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->

Ali : Mama main bara

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

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When Words Fail Eyes Work . . . .

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .

When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .

When Heart Fails

Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai

Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

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Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P

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I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

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Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....

Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...

Arey Pakar Liya..

Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???

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