titanic k saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha

Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

May, 06 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 3094 views Funny

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DON K Fone ka Intazar

DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.

Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.

Kiyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hi nahi hey :D

Aik rikshaw ke peche

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.

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Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.

GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO

MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA NAME

BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA NAME DE DEYA GAYA HAI

GEO BHUTTO

A teenage girl had

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>

A gud news 4 students

A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com

My Thumb Never Pains

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U"
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->

Mother 2 Docotr

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka

Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"

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