titanic k saath 1

titanic k saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2812 views       Funny

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''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache

School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay

Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......



just sit down.......





relax......




take a deep breath.....



n wait




just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"


Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)


We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn


MISS CALL MISS CALL''