titanic k saath 1

titanic k saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     3296 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT


















"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!
A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah
Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?















Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

1. It wont happen again

2. I m single

3. She is jus a frnd

4. Im Sorry

5. I like u

6. I dont wanna loose U

7. Im telin d truth;-)


How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)