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titanic k saath 1
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titanic k saath 1
titanic k saath 1
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...
Aur Hans Raha Tha
Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?
Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
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tip of da day 3
"Tip Of Da Day"
3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
Or
Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
According To A New Study ....
According To A New
Study ....
''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''
Especially
''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Mujhe Rumaal De Kutte,
Meri Nak Beh Rahi hai..
Duniya Ki Sabse
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
Guess
Guess
I More Tym
Ohoooooo...
Its Greece.
KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
Brad Pitt and
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
is indian servant 2
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..
Think..
Say this fast in American accent.
"There was a cold day!" ;->
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?
Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
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