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titanic k saath 1
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titanic k saath 1
titanic k saath 1
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...
Aur Hans Raha Tha
Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?
Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
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''Pakistan m 1 serway
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils
" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,
y
Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES
Aur
93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
electricity ameen all is well
. '' 12 '' .
9 0 3
'' . 6 . ''
On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"
yes or no
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
:D
Bachy 2 hi Achay.
,.+""-., ,.-""+,
#( -_-) (-_- )#
("<>") ("<>")
""-., ,.-""
Remember
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
The World Thinnest Book
The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Teacher teaching
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
Ur 5 qualities:
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
A Punjab Policeman
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
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