70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr Sms Dekhna Aam Hogaya Hai
Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-