After marriage,

After marriage,
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3237 views       Funny

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Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D


Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!


V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?



Socho.









Or socho.






Ni pta.?.




"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai


Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….