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After marriage,
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After marriage,
After marriage,
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
IN Frenc
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
A Brahmin & A Japanese
A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?
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Guess?
Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya
Pthan
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
jis shAkh pe charAy
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
I’m engaged with someone
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi
tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe
Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay
Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay
Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
I LOVE YOU..!
I LOVE YOU..!
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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!
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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!
Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..
Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
2008 Quomi Phal: ?
2008
Quomi Phal: ?
Sabar Ka Phal
Quomi LIbas: ?
Kala Coat
Quomi Khail: ?
Muzakrat
Quomi Dua: ?
Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
aaj tum boht afsurda
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,
Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.
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