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After marriage,
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After marriage,
After marriage,
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
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Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u
Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u
..... .\o/
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Oooooooooopzzzz!!!
1 bar aur plzzzzz
I wasnt ready...
Faqeer To Memon :
Faqeer To Memon :
Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba
Memon:
Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho
Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->
The Latest New Dance Craze
The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
"The Politician"
It''s Two Steps Forward
One Step backward
And Then
A Sidestep ... ;->
yes or no
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
Angel askd a man
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse
Jyada Kehna Manega,
Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.
Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
andhi chlay to sab s
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?
Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.
Na
Darwazay Bajtay Hain,
Na.
LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn
Na. . .
Comm0n Sense
Yaar
"LIGHT JATI HAI"
Happy Aandhi Night
jam
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
.
.
... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
Ab PARHAI soch
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?
Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa
uFf
Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
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