After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2374 views Funny

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Life insurance..

Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.

Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.

Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D

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"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"

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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

100

100

Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

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Socho...........

Socho............

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Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->

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After marriage,

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