After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2051 views Funny

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Ek aadmi raat ko 3

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a

1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor

1 kharb

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE YOU

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?

taj mahal

dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chichorey na hotey.

main khud bhi usay b

Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Bring Her Home. . .

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .

Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .

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Have A Nice. . .

Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."

143 means?

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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Son:papa jab

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

Interviewee

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

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After marriage,

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