After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2014 views Funny

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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

woman on date with husbands best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Plz Pass This SMS 2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko

A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of

PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->

Aap aChey

Aap

aChey

Sachey

pYarey

ImaNdaR

SamAJhdar

AqalmAnD

ShareeF

Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey

Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

Baniye ki wife bimaar

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

piyarey or aziz dosto

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

knock knock!!

knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

So many options: Poison,

So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

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After marriage,

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