After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2158 views Funny

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KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

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This Is My Kidney

Q) Which is the motion

Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION

boy and girl

boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D

Teacher to student:

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Zindagi behaal hai,

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

Mariz-Dr.sahab

Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.

Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...

enter ur pin

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition

Bcoz

Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

agar tum kisi gharee

Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo

Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->

The Prospective Son In

The Prospective Son In
Law Was Askd By His
Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->

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After marriage,

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