A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2263 views       Funny

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Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
Poem On Ash
Sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
Lo Bhai Mitro

Jo Marzi Ho Jave

Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae

Chahe Sabut Hove

Chahe Fatti Hove

Chahe Khulli Hove

Chahe Band Hove

Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .

Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .

Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .

Kyun k. . .







Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
''Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.''
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own