A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2269 views Funny

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Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……

An old couple

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

New scheme of school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations

Eid holidays

Winter holidays

And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

agr english movies p

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

lock key

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,

PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,

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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->

Don''t Love Reliance Girl

Don''t Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don''t Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At Home.

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

kon kambakt marne k

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai

Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He

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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

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