A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2180 views       Funny

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Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
Application 4 Leave

O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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?

Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->
Bijli hun main bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main titlee hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun
2,2 ghanty jati hun,
0oper pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,
Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

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Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"


Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.




Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?