A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2325 views Funny

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Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.

Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->

Bachna ae Hasinoo

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,

Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,

Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->

I Thought Of Suicide

I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"

''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''

Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba" .

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi

Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi

iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..

Student: DUBUK

Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???

Student: DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

GULUM

GULUL

PICHIK ... ;->

"Humain" "Sms" "kro" "aur" "jeeto" "3 inamat"

"Humain"
"Sms"
"kro"
"aur"
"jeeto"
"3 inamat"

1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.

if any dog attacks you

If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

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