A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2215 views       Funny

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