A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives. !!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
