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there are two types
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there are two types
there are two types
There Are Two Types
Of Women
1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)
2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
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Agar Koi Yeh Chahay
Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......
Sunnys Teacher Sent
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,
Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.
The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,
If You Find A Solution,
Please Advise.
I Have The Same Problem With His Father
Think, if all studnts start
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks
But jobs r limited
then
more unemployment
more suicide
more crime
SO,
SAVE PAKISTAN
STOP STUDYING..!
Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)
“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
''1 billi chohe ko
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
I Looked
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . .
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .
Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?
Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon
Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain
Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
the most amazing cricket match
The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...
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INDIA! =P =D
1 Pathan hamesha
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"
Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai
Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
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