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there are two types
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there are two types
there are two types
There Are Two Types
Of Women
1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)
2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
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tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
Ek larka ek larki
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
A Poster on TV
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..
"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"
Now How True is it!
How to make One
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
A mathmatical question!
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
A Small Advice.
A Small Advice.
Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
aaj humara unwaan hai maa
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
hello this is our a
hello this is our at
hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !
Dulha Apni Nai
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye
" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
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