there are two types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

May, 06 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2791 views Funny

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wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

Phool Main Phool,

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?

''Who said english is easy???

''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''

agar main tumse juda ho jao

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"

usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

marriage is that rel

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
–
–
Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c

''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...

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