there are two types

there are two types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)


2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2056 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->


Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
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bhige hont
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us se nazren mili
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...




kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->
In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.


I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .