there are two types

there are two types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)


2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2673 views       Funny

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Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,

Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,


Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,


Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai
"Golden Words"



Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LANAT HAI TUM PE''


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for him..





















Push and Pull
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P