true fact

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

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Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba

aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;

Shakspeare used 2 study in street light

Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;

"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?

heard you are celebr

Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent cards on time

How will a compute

How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???

CPU??

knowledge week

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
.
.

=P =D

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k

Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

1 admi mrty waqt dost se

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)

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