Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
