aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
