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May, 19 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2303 views       Funny

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Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU


KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE









Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)
Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.


I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....









Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe


aRre egGs w3r3 bOiling idiOt

DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe



pAss gAyA khA liy3

wAise h| bhoOk bAhUt lAgi tHi..!

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..
What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR