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May, 19 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2235 views Funny

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Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai

Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai

Ya Udhas Hai

To

Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo

Khush ho Jaye Gi.

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Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?

Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?

Kya kaha nahin...

main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>

Supply Plz

Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )

Drinkers Gang

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS

Itni SHIDDAT Se

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Masoom Dhamki:

Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Student seeing

Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?

Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....

''Boy&Girl in a resturent

''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''

l:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna

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