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May, 24 2010     106 chars (1 sms)     2120 views       Funny

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By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..

agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..

Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..

PAPO ki compart ayi hai
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





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It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi,
1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My Sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->
Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)