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Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->

May, 05 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 2862 views Funny

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SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai

Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

Smndr me pani Pani me fish wah!

Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!

Boy: I LOVE U...

Boy: I LOVE U...

Girl: ME TOO...

BOY: How much u do u love me???

Girl: As much as u do...

Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"

Shiekh ka beta

Shiekh ka beta girl friend k saath ghoom phir k ghar aya to baap ne pocha kitne paise kharch kiye.
Beta: 50 rupay
Baap: Itne ziada
Beta: Us k pass itne hi thay

Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.

aankh hee na royee hai

aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time

Most Relationship Fail

Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->

In Olden Days

In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!

Lage Raho

Lage Raho

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Lage Raho

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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga

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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega

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Lage Raho.

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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P

once chhakka

Once "Chhakka"

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