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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
  
May, 24 2010     310 chars (2 sms)     2825 views       Funny

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