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2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D

May, 21 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2062 views Funny

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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->

Mera Dost

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.

1 box wasn''t opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

fool nebrfoolon ki

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

man to a lady in a c

Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"

Arz kiya hai:

Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajH k na ki shaadi jisne,
Usne jivan Bigaar liya,

Aur

SamAjh K ki jisne Shadi,
usney bhi kya Ukhar liyaa.... ;->

BOY:

BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya

GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

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