Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"