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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!

May, 17 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2454 views Funny

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tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

WAH..

tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!

Na Barish Na Toofan

Na Barish

Na Toofan

Na Bomb Blast

Na Strike

Na Jalse Juloos

Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->

Aatif Aslam ek

Aatif Aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)

Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba" .

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

noor jahan ki wafat k baad

Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.

Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Tha

Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay

Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain

Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "

1st Frnd:Yar

1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla

Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge

Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

4 things boys do in exam hall

4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

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