Apun tera dost,

Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p

May, 19 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2227 views Funny

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Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%

Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%

What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?

What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
&
Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p

breakup tips ho

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??

Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:

I LOVE U TOO

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Boy: I am not rich

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit

Shakespeare said,

Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

raat me maza kab aata hai

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR:

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .

Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,

Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..

batao allama iqbal kon hain?

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

Michael Jackson ko SMS

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)

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Apun tera dost,

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