Apun tera dost,

Apun tera dost,
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
  

May, 19 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2199 views       Funny

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Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
Oye Uthho!!!

Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?

Haan?

Jab dekho Sota rehti ho


Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?

Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...


I am Sleeping.......:)
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D
Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
NA jane kesse kesse log pallay par jatay hain zindagi ki dour main me agay barh jatay hain par kuchlog apke jassay b hotay haindo char $m$ ker do pechay par jatay hain.
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly




"Dont try to move from
your seats











Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!