Apun tera dost,

Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p

May, 19 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3198 views Funny

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JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO

JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???

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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)

A chinti saw

A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!

Wait Wait Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

Cool

Relax

Ok

Ready

Start

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1

Now

I m starting send
msgs...

aao ehad karen k 3

Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat

Sadaqat

Aur

Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->

Banta ek sadhu se bola"

Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Boy: Challte Chalte

Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->

Reporter zardari se.

Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->

: Nothing ka kiya matlb hai

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

hey u know which is

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

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Apun tera dost,

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