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A Sales Man Tired Of His
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A Sales Man Tired Of His
A Sales Man Tired Of His
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"
He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre s
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!
O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
Continue Ur Work :-
TV on kro.
TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai
Sub girl lar rahi han
Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
Maine apny ghar
Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy
K
Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like
Good MOrning
Good After Noon
Good Evening
Good Night
& So On
Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line
''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
tumhari yaad to mujh
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,
JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
. "Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain
Tum
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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
Ghanti Baji
Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya
Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai
HMmm
Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======
L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.
SO,
Don''t LOVE
Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)
Agar koi aj k din ap se
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo
AuGusT k maheney
mein
APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............
tum hi tu ho =p ;
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((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
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