Wife: You always

Wife: You always
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
  

May, 21 2010     351 chars (3 sms)     3447 views       Funny

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Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..


Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
Height Of Stupidity


“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.