Wife: You always

Wife: You always
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
  

May, 21 2010     351 chars (3 sms)     2785 views       Funny

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Matter

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A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->
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But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
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Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

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There Would Be Black
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Obama Became
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''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
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Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''