Wife: You always

Wife: You always
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
  

May, 21 2010     351 chars (3 sms)     3470 views       Funny

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The Rich Wish To Be
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The Single Wish Ti
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And

The Married Wish To
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I...




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Disturbing you....;->


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were called "MALANG".




Now,
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