Wife: You always

Wife: You always
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
  

May, 21 2010     351 chars (3 sms)     3171 views       Funny

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don’t breaK uR hearT!
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"MR.BEAN" ;->
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
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Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

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Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
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But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!
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Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

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Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,


Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->


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in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
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"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Height of laziness-

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