A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
  

May, 21 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2407 views       Funny

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What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
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Think think...






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