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A sardarji went to a
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A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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May, 21 2010
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''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
''Jo log garm pani m ''
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
A girl asks her mom:
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro
Magar Ghar walay kehte hain
Abhi Umar kam hai beta
PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
pyar
Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha
Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh
Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen
shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen
Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
High clas insult:
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
Kabhi dost kahte the,
Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
?
?
?
?
?
Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.
good news 4 u
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
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