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A sardarji went to a
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A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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May, 21 2010
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Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,
Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,
COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay
Hain wo log
Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua
Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge
Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi
Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi
SaMaJh PaAye ;->
App Mujhay Aikn jaga se bohatfu
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Maloom hai kahan se?
DOOR SE..........;->
Hobgoblins know
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon
Why do we fall in love?
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah
Q.What do me and a mirro
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
Pathan interview dene gaya.
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
GirlFriends r Appetizers.... Taste Gud Any
GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time
Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,
Eaten Frequently
Wives r Maggie....
Eaten When There''s
Nothing To Eat ;->
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