A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

May, 21 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2258 views Funny

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Wife: Darling !

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????

socho

Socho

Female

Why?

Bcoz

A kya bolti tu...? ;->

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!

please help

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..

Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

U r GENIUS. U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GENIUS.

U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GOOD LOOKING...

U r SMART...

There''s nO Other like u.../

patient doctor you

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

mee hooon DON...??

mee hooon DON...??
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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}

2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

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