If A PARATHA

If A PARATHA
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
  

May, 14 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2618 views       Funny

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New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho

Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai

tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Complete
&
Finish

But

Dere''s Difference

When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete

&

When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!
Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUAID ZAMIN PER
3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY
4: OPERATION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF ALTAF
7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN
8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He
11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?



Aansu bola:


"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->