Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
  

May, 14 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2420 views       Funny

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Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





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oye hoye
SO CUTE!
Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!
Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be
A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!
A RoSe Rs. 10


A cArd Rs. 25


A lUnch Rs. 200


MoviE Rs. 150


But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*




ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..