Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

May, 14 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 2718 views Funny

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Life Means ENJOY ,

Life Means ENJOY ,

ENJOY means Mobile ,

Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

a sensible proposal

A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

Salmaan Khan- Aaj

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

yaaar tv chck kr b

Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Nipa Chowrangi

Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

U know my engagemnt is fixed

U know my engagemnt is fixed

Its after 73 days

Surprised!

After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

.
.

Sochoo...

.

Nahi Pata?

.

Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

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