Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

May, 14 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 2863 views Funny

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1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

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New Vival Soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)

Happy Loadshading...=P;->

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

1 pagal american se

1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho

To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units

&

sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job.

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Boy: I am not rich

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K

K

K

K

K

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Main Reason :

..
..
..
..

Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

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