Kal agar me mar bhi

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

May, 25 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 3243 views Funny

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Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

Two rules u need to follow in life..

Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

''Ghajni''

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai

Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai

Tum Ne Tou Hamesha

Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

yeh aaj ki khabar hai.

yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..

tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..

"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"

U came alone pic

U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

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