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May, 25 2010
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Masoom Dhamki:
Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
a beautiful dress is
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
Challenge.
1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?
2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?
3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?
4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?
5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
tum ko captain banaya team ka
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy
Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy
Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum
Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-
''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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.
.
.
.
Tumhe ullu!''
Santa:
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
ICC has decided to shorten
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup
it will consist of
opening ceremony
photo session
and
presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
ek cinema me titani
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
Kisey hor nu na dassin...
Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
The Most Unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
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