Kal agar me mar bhi

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

May, 25 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 2784 views Funny

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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

BV. kon say fida,

Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain,

Mein Jannat Say

Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

A bOy lOst In The mAll

A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??

BCOZ

NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION

F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING

MA

MA

MA

MA

MA

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

Zindagi me kuch chizein apka sath kbhi nhi chorengi..!

Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!

1.Waqt

2.Dil ki dharkan

3.parchai

4.Naseeb

5.Yadain

6.Gham

Or

Or

INSHAALLAH

7,HUM.->

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Kal agar me mar bhi

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