Kal agar me mar bhi

Kal agar me mar bhi
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
  

May, 25 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2441 views       Funny

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Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.


Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)
We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)