Kal agar me mar bhi

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

May, 25 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 3064 views Funny

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Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''

a beautiful dress is

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

What Is The Meaning Of

What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???

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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->

jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?

jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?

Student-Ummeed Mat Haro

Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

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Its= " W "

WOMAN- W

COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot

moral of the movie g

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

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