Dost ne Dil ka haal

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya

May, 25 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 3077 views Funny

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U murdered ur frend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

Wife: Darling !

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo... ;->

Q: Ghairat kia hai.

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?

A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity

Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????

coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!

There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence

My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...

A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?

Chhirrr
No!

Charrr...
No

Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai

Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))

''Lovers with Mobile in

''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Dukandar Ny Subha

Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D

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