Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya
Wohi Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha abu meri shadi pe atish bazi bhi honi chahye.. Sheikh sb kehtey beta fiker na karo koi patkha thuss nai hoga .. jab barat le ker gaye to Sheikh sb sub se agay they orr mou se awazen nikal rahe they.. THA THA THA .. DUZZZ DUZZ DUZZ... Wah sheikh sb ..
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC