''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
  

May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     1977 views       Funny

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