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Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
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May, 25 2010
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Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
''A group of elephant
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
qayamat ki 5 nishani
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
Patient (Wakeel):
Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?
Doctor:Meri Fees K
Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>
''On this special day
''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy
I would like to express
My appreciation and care
For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world
Wont you please be my valentine''
Qayamat k 4 sign
Qayamat k 4 signs
1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae
2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi
3-Zalzalay aein gae
4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
Twin babies born
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
A mathmatical question!
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?
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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
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