Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
  

May, 25 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2504 views       Funny

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Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes
wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days
2 come
happy Birthday .......
How do you tell a rose to go to the mOon ?
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GULAB JA MOON
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
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there r still 5 left.
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B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
Guess?...






Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha....

Press Karne Ko Nahi.
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!