Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

May, 25 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2701 views Funny

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A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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English sher by PAPPU:

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

"SHAETAN"ne pocha

"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.

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Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

apne mulk ki hifazat karain

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Kyun k

Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

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TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->

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A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....

Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura..

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..
Cheeri Uri..
Tota Ura..

MENDAK Ura.

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Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...

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What Is a kiss? In view of

What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

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