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When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
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Saare gawaahon
Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)
talibanhm buht jald
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Think...
No?
A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
in ghajini if amir
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai
MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?
Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-
Zara Si Mobile Men
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu
Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..
Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...
Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.
Me Bhejun SMS Tujh
Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
son daadi ap kya tv
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
Hi ! What r U doing
Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.
Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
student
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
Tum Bohat Hi
Tum Bohat Hi
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Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,
Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,
Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
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