Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
  

May, 25 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     3614 views       Funny

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Me Kya Same Hai?







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Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
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bhige hont
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us se nazren mili
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...




kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->
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Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->
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Reaches Late At The Crime?






Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...


Pair Nahi..
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
''mobile deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

“Happy Birthday”