aaj meineiy faisla

aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,

issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.

May, 18 2010 215 chars (2 sms) 3018 views Funny

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daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

AIRPORT Pe-

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel

"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Why did Vivek

Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "

Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...

ans: AFRICA

a mothers love y

A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.

Deposit IT In My Account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.

Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.

TERI SALARY KO MERI PURSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAULAT FANA HOJAE.

SUBHANALLAH

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