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1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.
  

May, 17 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2084 views       Funny

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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
''Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->


Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->