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do not walk behind m
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do not walk behind m
do not walk behind m
Do Not Walk Behind Me
For I may Not Lead
Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me
For I may Not Follow
Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,
Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
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the museum curator c
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
aj, kal, harpal
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR
Once during the tea break
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Ur Classmates Came
2gether On Time.
Student: Sir,
Sheeps Always
Come Together.
But Lion Always Comes ALONE
i gifted my wife a diamond necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?
Dr: Y?
Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K
Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
Land lord
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
aap ki girl friend k saharay
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Husband: Dekho Mujhe
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .
Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
Main Niyat Karta Houn .
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
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