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do not walk behind m
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do not walk behind m
do not walk behind m
Do Not Walk Behind Me
For I may Not Lead
Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me
For I may Not Follow
Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,
Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -
Student To teacher :
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???
Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
jab sey dekha tum
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara
"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
Aik GADHA tha,
Aik GADHA tha,
Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,
Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,
Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..
Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
I’m engaged with someone
Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
.
.
Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
Ek Bueaty Parlor K
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted
Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."
Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy
FarQ Tou Para Hai
Jeenay Do Musharaf
Breaking News By Geo : "
Breaking News By Geo : "
Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding
Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "
Sorry,
Abhi Itna He Suna Tha
K Light Chali Gai .
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
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