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do not walk behind m
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do not walk behind m
do not walk behind m
Do Not Walk Behind Me
For I may Not Lead
Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me
For I may Not Follow
Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,
Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
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Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.
Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.
Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.
Sheikh Sahab Kehtay Hain: "Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain?" :-D
Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
operation shuru ho chuka hai
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye
Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?
Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
new age ashiq ye
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Sardar dukhi tha,
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
Husband 2 Wife
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
buhat stupid ho tum
Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%
Good morning.
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
"Think about yourself
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
TRUE LOVE SONG:
TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
man to barber cut my hair short
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
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