do not walk behind m

do not walk behind m


Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3045 views       Funny

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