Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge? Santa: Shadi Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge? Santa-Dulha Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai Santa- Dulhan
