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Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy
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Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy
Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
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''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
A mathmatical question!
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
FAMILY TRADITION
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman.
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
go in2 dark rum
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....
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nw read!!!!!
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
Friend Said to Me:
Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha:
Mere Paas.
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Cheeni Hai. :-)
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
"Every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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