Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy

Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2775 views       Funny

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