Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

May, 13 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2886 views Funny

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pakistani ny chinese

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..

Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..

Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...

Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>

If U Feel A Bit Dizzy U r Sad

If U Feel A Bit Dizzy

U r Sad

Not Feeling Well

And

U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet

Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?

U Are Suffering From
VITAMIN ''''Me''''
Deficiency ;->

A man''s silence

A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->

''This SMS has been

''This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view.
Are you sure you want to see it?''

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo

1 Pathan Cycle

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

Sir to student:

Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho

ApuN Ko FAQEER

ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!
paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!
chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,
maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to hosla saath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna

Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

to

to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

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Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy

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