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happy foggy winter
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happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter
I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
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Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
Aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week
Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K
Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab
Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K
Aane Wala Apna Rizq
Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar
Aana Waise Hum
Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Know Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing.
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy
JiS mE
USB
InfrAred
BLuE Tooth
DoubLE CAmErA
TouCh SCrEEn
Mp3 PLAyEr
2 GB MemOry
KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi
Boy: Maa baap ?
Girl: yes
Boy: Khana Pina?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Apni Dostien
Girl : Yes
Boy : Star Plus
Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
Patna kahan par hai
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
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