happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

May, 05 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 9415 views Funny

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Wada kro...

Wada kro k tum zindgi ki har cheez mujhsey share kro gy.

Wada kro.

Khushi,

Ghum,

Dukh,

Sukh,

DarD,

Or

Apne mobile ka balance B...!!!

wada???:p

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

A RoSe Rs. 10

A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

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U Can Enjoy Saving Ur Smsâ€™s
Ur Subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
Allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->

college ki building ko aag lag gayi

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the

It''s v easy 2 eat Sweet Choclate

It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"

''Attendence.. Pappu

''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''

happiness isbrlik

"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

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