happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
  

May, 05 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     9306 views       Funny

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Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar bola -




beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.
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Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
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It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
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Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz



LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

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kya yaad nahi kuch yaad nahi,
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.Teri yaad mein sab kuch
bhool gaye
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Kya bhool gaye kuch yaad nahi:]
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