Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa krta tha aur tum ne mery aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout bola hy muj sy. Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi lover nai ha tu.. . . . . phr yay kon hai??? (\./) /.”.)”^——;”; \,,/”(gulabo)\ …….//\\ //\\
Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot