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happy foggy winter
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happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter
I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
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Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Wah Wah
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Man:My wife is too good.
Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay
Girls are like phones. . .
Girls are like phones. . . .
We love to be held. . .
Talked too. . .
But
if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
''Ghajni''
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?
Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost
How ... ?
Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
pathan ki beti
1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata
Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
Sincere Apology:
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
_!_ ) | ( !!!!!!!! *MUBARAK HO*
_!_
) | (
!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*
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(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
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