happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
  

May, 05 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     8994 views       Funny

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Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places





1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..


Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday






I know u can''t wait,




So,






CONGRATZ !!



U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)
Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,



Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan
A Little Bit Of Powder ...



A Little Bit Of Paint ....



Makes A Girl''s Complexion ....



Seems What It Ain''t ....
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"

Doc: It makes no Difference..

MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing" ;->
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia

Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)




If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->