happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

May, 05 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 9302 views Funny

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Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai

Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai

Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai...

Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?

Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai

Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->

Phone ki ring baji

Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

A bOy lOst In The mAll

A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??

BCOZ

NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION

F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING

MA

MA

MA

MA

MA

I''m Sorry Yar,

I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....

agar koi mujh sey pochchey

agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"

to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!

What is the height of kind heartedness?

What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!

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