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The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

May, 25 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 2312 views Funny

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last night katrina said 2 me

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->

sony tv ki cid team

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->

A bOy lOst In The mAll

A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??

BCOZ

NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION

F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING

MA

MA

MA

MA

MA

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

jab question paper ho out of contro

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D

Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

sadyon mai pehli baar aisa hua

Sadyon Mai Pehli Baar Aisa Hua Hai JAn|x....
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K Bachay Paper Honay Ki Dua Kr Rahay Hain... ;->

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